I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
spent half an hour explaining this to my sister and she’s still angry and doesn’t get it
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hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with